f*ckling

a person with whom you are not closely familiar, but with whom you desperately want to have sex

"Hello, my little f*ckling. Let's take off our clothes and have sex NOW!"
"Hey, man. I've got this new f*ckling. Not sure what her name is though. She's in my molecular bio class."

by I <3 Your Mom October 14, 2005

culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

by PAK65 July 9, 2011

culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food

Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.

by The Colonel December 2, 2003

clington

To clington:

To hold on indefinetly to something that isn't there anymore.

She looked like she was calmly clingtoning to that mountain, even though we could clearly see she was falling to the ground at free fall speed.

by JoeyP May 10, 2008

Clingwow

To successfully get someone to do something by subliminally convincing them it is a good idea that they have come up with

Victoria: Joshua you would look so hot with an ear piercing!

--- 6 months later---

Holly (to Victoria): Did Joshua ever get his ear pierced?
Victoria: yeah he was totally Clingwowed!

by mimi hogevi June 7, 2013

Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)

"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"

by ChickenMcKnowledge January 1, 2019

Cling Cling Time

When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.

"Hey what did the last slide say?" "I dont know, I was having cling cling time."

by bekahpiwers February 27, 2019