betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and mash it down with your dick rapidly

Did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher?...

by Andrew March 18, 2005

coucher

It's the guy or chick that gets so bombed after a party he or she sleeps on your couch and when you wake up, that person's still there even though you didnt ask them to stay.

Last party I went to, they had a coucher and when I woek up, he stole some soda.

by DarkNova November 28, 2001

Crotchel

Referring to a Crotch or the region surrounding the Crotch.

Man, i gotta shave my crotchel.

by Steve-O & Jessii August 23, 2008

couchella

Since we all have to stay home during lockdown, “Couchella” was made. It’s like the music festival “Coachella”, but instead of traveling, you stay home on your couch, hence the name, and probably binge Netflix.

Person 1: “Are you still going to Coachella?”
Person 2: “ I can’t because of lockdown, so I’m going to Couchella instead.”
Person 1: “Can I come?”

by TeslaPuggalotsX May 19, 2020

The Crouch Pouch

1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.

ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."

ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"

by nich43 October 18, 2010

Fucking Couche

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.

'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'

by michallat November 8, 2011

Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi

French expression, literally meaning "Do you want to sleep with me?"
An optional addition is "Ce soir" meaning "Tonight".

: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
: Ouai!

by Yasahiro August 31, 2009