coned

Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.

Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.

Coned, Conage

After killing 5 guys and taking no damage in an online game, he unleashed the conage.

by Conage The Barbarian December 29, 2002

croners

Testicles balls nuts

I feel like I was kicked in the Croners by my client.

I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!

I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.

by random thoughts May 14, 2005

Crowed Out

When Someone Has Has Too Much Crow ( Green/Skunk) And Is Stoned

1. Last Nite Dave Was Crowed Out
2. Oi dave! Wanna go get crowed out ?

by Csf631 May 10, 2009

get coned

An exclamation telling someone that they need to get an ear coning.
Used if someone misheard or misunderstood what you told them.
Ear Coning is often done at salons or spas to remove wax from one's ears. Often times hearing is improved.

Asha: Hey I told you that the package needed to be shipped on Monday!
Dietur: No, you said it could be shipped whenever was convienent.
Asha: Dude, Get Coned!! I said it needed to go out on Monday no matter what!!

or

J: what did you say? I didn't hear you.
B: I said lets go.
J: huh, say that again?
B: Dude GET CONED! I said, Let's GO!

by Asha make discoteque September 25, 2007

corned beef inspector

a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.

hey bert look at that corned beef girl shes fit

by popadopalis June 21, 2005

Croved

the act of wanting to ask someone out but he/she already has a boy/girlfriend

I want to ask her out but i'm so croved

by Bobbyfro February 21, 2008

Corned Beef

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"

by HOB November 1, 2006