critical mas

a term used to describe a burrito that is so stuffed that it begins to break out of the tortilla

Dude, steak and chicken in the one burrito?? That thing is at critical mas!

by thebetterfriend2 April 4, 2017

Criticster

A person that judges everyone all the time. Criticizes everything.

Louis is such a fucking Criticster.

by Nahos Kianattap November 13, 2018

Ultra Critical Mass

Large numbers of complaints that must reach disciplinary authorities before action is taken to discipline or protect the public. Especially relates to attorneys and their bar associations who oversee grievances and egregious, unethical conduct. Also can relate to doctors, police, etc. Ultra Critical Mass can take years, decades, or an entire career before it is reached. The implication is that large numbers of people are harmed by a single individual while Ultra Critical Mass is building. Is often the product of biased reviewers, cronyism, and/or bureaucracy.

The file cabinet containing attorney Doe's voluminous complaints finally collapsed; the bar is now investigating some of those complaints; Ultra Critical Mass has occurred.

by PatriciaNoz February 6, 2006

Critic Whore

Tends to be someone who chooses not to like a band because they are popular or are becoming popular, or have 1 fucking song on the radio.

The Asshole Critic Whore thinks modest mouse is a sell-out because they have 1 song on the radio thats not really that great.

by Dan Mclean April 19, 2005

Critical Drunk

The point of being on a perfect and enjoyable buzz or high, when you are right between being tipsy and wasted, and reach the night's peak. Usually quickly replaced after drinking more.

When I first got to the club, I was at Critical Drunk and was getting into a hottie, but then I drank some more, muttered incoherently and vomited all over the club floor.

by yobrova October 9, 2009

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004

Constructive Criticism

Something almost everyone on the internet unfortunately lacks.

There's a reason why I'm barely online considering how constructive criticism is a rare thing on the web.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019