catch a cell

The act of calling someone out to fight in prison. Denying such act would therefore make you a bitch

"Catch a cell bitch" Seth said to which Matias replied "Momma didn't raise no bitch pussy"

by Holden Tudixs April 20, 2017

Catch the bodies

A form of fighting where only hits to the body are allowed to avoid injury. Favorite activity of bad ass kids skipping class in public school bathrooms. Opposite of the term "to Catch the heads," although dirty players will try to sneak a chin shot in here and there.

Everybody got guns now and wanna shoot something, remember when we used to catch the bodies?

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

Girl Catcher

A good looking man's face is referred to as his girl catcher

Adam: "You saved my girl catcher!"

Ders: "What?"

Adam: "yeah, thats what im calling my face now."

by Mange Crosby December 1, 2011

after cum catcher

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.

Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.

by atakan40 July 25, 2023

Catch 22

Also known as a vicious cycle - two or more conditions require the other conditions to be fulfilled, but these other conditions also require the original condition to be fulfilled. In simple terms, this means neither can get fulfilled without the other. A needs B needs A.

So I need a key to open this door, and the key is beyond that same door? Damn, this is one big Catch 22.

by Fluid August 27, 2003

Catch 22

A requirement that cannot be met until a prerequisite requirement is met, however, the prerequisite cannot be obtained until the original requirement is met.

My life is one big Catch 22

by Catch 22 June 4, 2003