Costanza

A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.

dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali November 21, 2010

Costa Verde Apartments

The most expensive and luxurious apartment community in La Jolla. Home to several celebrities, yuppies, and snobs.

dude 1: la jolla is so expensive.
dude2: tne costa verde apartments here are even more expensive.

by jimmy johnson2 September 9, 2007

costel

Costel is that friend who will ruin your day with bad jokes but still, sometimes can be fun, if you have a friend named Costel you will be happy because he is never boring. Costel is the funniest romanian traditional name so even if you just think about his name you’ll laugh.

Q: Did you speak to Costel today?
A: Lol, what a funny name lmao

by Razvaloare December 6, 2017

Costcop

the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave

Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.

by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

costco brunch

the act of going to costco and eating all the free samples. can be applied to other supermarket chains with an abundance of free samples, i.e. whole foods brunch.

I haven't eaten anything since I had the costco brunch at around 11:30

by daniel starl January 31, 2008

Costco Thursday

The ritual and future holiday of going out to Costco for lunch every Thursday.

Every Thursday, me and my friends go out to Costco for lunch. While there, we feast upon the delicious Costco pizza and some of the many awesome food samples that are offered.

"Hey dude, it's Costco Thursday." - Jake
"Shizzle! I can't wait to get me some Costco pizza!" - Bill

by KielbasaKing February 12, 2009

costco rich

When you buy a shitload of something at costco, such as paper towels, and burn through it because you have an abundance of it right after you buy it. Generally performed in a nice crispy pair of kirkland signature jeans.

Bro 1: Bro I used a whole roll of your paper towels last night making taquitos and soaking up bong spillage.

Bro 2: Fuck Bro! You got hella costco rich! No worries though I got like 38 more rolls.

by blazedjacks March 16, 2014