upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008

Constantinople

Was Greek, is Greek, and will always be Greek.

Constantinople is the eternal Capital of Greece.

I'm going to Constantinople, to greek Constantinople that is.

by Sherman February 9, 2005

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

by bautry April 14, 2005

Costanza

To set out to accomplish a life task, only to fail miserably right off the bat. Usually done so in a humerously ironic manner that will make great campfire stories later on in life.

Examples of a Costanza would include, but are not limited to:

Spilling hot chocolate on the girl you've just met, thus giving her 3rd degree leg burns and forever friending you by default.

Falling into a gaping lawn hole while attempting to act suave whilst playing hot potato with various clothing items.

Attempting to engulf any sort of hot vegetable whole without the aid of silver ware, thus creating an awkward situation along with severe tongue injuries.

Sitting in a room, petting a dog's ass for 3 hours while your friends make moves on the girl you came there in the hopes of getting to know.

Being caught with dubious amounts of contraband by an insane lawyer, then proceeding to forge a night's worth of false documents in order to prove your innocence.

Chris: "So, you think that girl I met the other day will be there tonight? I really hope so, because she seems pretty cool."

Kyle: "Yeah man, just don't screw this up. Play it cool, you'll be fine."

10 Minutes after arriving to her house....
*Chris spills hot chocolate all over the girl's leg, and swallows a potato whole, then proceeds to pet the dog's ass the rest of the night out of shame and confusion*

Kyle, Mike, Chris: "COSTANZA!!!! CO-STANZA!!!"

by Prophet of Hope March 5, 2008

constance

she very kind and for some reason is in to anime usually she a bad ass gymnast if she plays sports dont get her way of her sempai she kind very supportive and sweet to sweet but yea she awesome and you would never want to get on her real bad side bc she will demolish you if your not her bff you've been warned she usallys has big boobs and a least a aceytable butt well yea for her age depends welle hoped i help p.s if you mess with her squad you wont live to see another day bitche

daymmmmmmmmm constance beat dat ass

by facts4real December 16, 2016

The Costanza

When you are eating a girl out and the pussy just isn't enough for you. You proceed to take a quick break unknowing to your girl and take a bite of a pastrami sandwich you have hidden. Then you get back to eating the more delicious pastrami in between your girls legs. Just like George did in the episode.

Dude I was so hungry last night while I was fucking that I pulled the costanza on my girl.

by Barney Cannon June 17, 2009

Costanza

To get head while taking a dump, eating a sandwich, and watching TV.

- "What kind of sandwich would you like with your Costanza?" - "Pastrami with spicy mustard, please."

by popyejones88 September 1, 2009