consent culture

An irrational current of thought, an outgrowth of the sexual predator-based culture of fear, that apparently is turning, if not altogether consciously, spontaneous, delicious, oft messy and ever wonderful human sexuality into a computer algorithm. Respect for other people's rights is a core foundation of civil society, but this goes to show that pretty much anything can be overdone.

Unofficially:
Step 1: "Can I hug you?"
Step 2: "Yes"
Step 3: *gives a hug*

Officially:
//Attempt to initiate physical sexual contact through verbal question.
String bsquestion = new String("May I hug you?");

//Await response, when response is received, if you are still possibly in the mood for romance, act on previously stated request.
NoPassionHug = new Hug Jhug();
return NoPassionHug();

//p.s. learn java (goes for me as well)
//p.p.s. consent culture is BS.

by Baconking December 17, 2007

the law of unconscious consent

If a girl would sleep with you while they're sober, but end up passing out due to alcohol or other reasons; it's still ok to have sex with them in their unconscious state.

"dude how did you get any action last night? she was passed out cold!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"

by eziggs18 July 18, 2009

dubious consent

Just because you regret it doesn't mean it's rape.

I was drunk and last night and had sex with this guy I thought was hot at the time but he's a douche so I'm going to say it was dubious consent.

by femminist25 November 10, 2013

Concentration Camp

A male sits on a females face, while she is licking his tant he reaches down and pinches the females nose though his nut sack and spray farts in her mouth.

Lashanda was licking my tant last night after I had a huge bowl of chili so I reached down and plugged her nose with my balls and gave her the Concentration Camp... needless to say we are no longer together.

by Mike Rachmels February 10, 2022

Consensual non-consent

To consider someone's feeling and ask them for consent to deny their consent

Partner 1: I won't to try something different to day
Partner 2: sure 😃
Partner 1: Can I get your consensual non-consent before we begin
Partner 2: Get out of my house I'm calling the police

by biggySMALLp3p3 January 8, 2022

consent decree

(US LAW) a legal ruling that consists of a decision in which the two parties (the plaintiff and the defendant) consent to some action by the defendant in exchange for a suspended sentence. For example, a husband who is a defendant in a domestic violence case may agree to psychiatric counseling in exchange for not going to prison for assaulting his wife.

The agreement has to be reached beforehand by the parties and then the court may (or may not) approve of the agreement. When it does, that's a consent decree.

WASHINGTON, July 14 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The Justice Department today announced a court-approved consent decree which resolves a lawsuit against the state of New York and its public university systems for their failure to provide voter registration services at offices serving students with disabilities at each public university and college campus in New York State.

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Under the consent decree, by the start of the 2010-2011 school year, disability services offices at each public university and college campus in the state will provide voter registration services to students with disabilities.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

implied consent

Refers to the notion that if you get in the car with a dude and you get drunk, you are automatically agreeing to have sex with him.

Teenage driver: Dang it all --- I never really wanted to bother learning to drive at this early age, but I had heard all about the "implied consent" deal that new drivers automatically fall under, and so I figgered that it would be a great way to get all da hot chicks in town to spread their legs for me! What a rip-off!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019