Conrad

When you’re just about to go to bed and you wanna spend time with somebody. So you kinda miss them, but you’ve never met them so you can’t miss them.

I I think I’m doing a Conrad tonight

by Secret person 007 February 9, 2022

to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

Conrad

He is an odd but lovely person who vapes a bit too much. Makes very cool minecraft farm houses though.

Conrad got me a pet frog

by mxlly1507 September 29, 2022

Conrad

Conrad who has a huge cock and he has a friend that is named kodie with a huge cock to

Omg do you know Conrad and kodie the ones with a big cock

by ABC get your eyes off me November 23, 2021

Conrad

Conrad is a warrior with a heart of gold. He will brighten up any room with his amazing beautiful smile. He is kind, loving and compassionate. Conrad makes friends easily where ever he goes. He is a joy to be around and you just feel like your day got better just by being around him.

I felt really down today but then i met Conrad and it was like meeting a little peice of human sunshine. He is amazing.

by Hallylooya November 22, 2021

conrad

the definition of mixed signals

adison: “omg he says he wants to chose this girl over me but then comes running back and THEN leaves me on read”
jack: “wow that’s such a conrad thing to do”

by urdaddotcom January 20, 2022