Condom

A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.

*people on mary*

woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*

by urbandictionarydefz April 14, 2011

no condom

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine

I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger

by Mexicanny August 12, 2006

condomism

The ones belief to commit adultery, safely by using latex wrapped around thy knob penis.

Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?

Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.

by Efan.35 May 17, 2018

Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.

I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.

by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018

Condom

A tampon for men.

Use protection. Use a condom

by Apachi IV June 21, 2016

Condom

A type of object that is used to prevent from people having little kids running around

I wished I used a condom
I wish I had a condom 5 years ago

by Chuck Vanderchuck May 17, 2016

Condomful

Absolutely wonderful

Today was just condomful!

by Anon-nerd July 18, 2011