computer

you are most likely using one to view this web page

im gonna use my computer to look up porn

by castanza July 15, 2007

computer

"What you are on now."

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"

by yourMOMSnamehaha October 31, 2008

Cloud Computing

A pointless catchphrase (marketing strategy) for technology that has existed for years.

If I always allude to Web 2.0, Cloud computing, synergy, and green power, maybe people won't realize that I'm a complete moron.

by crowdeb November 8, 2009

Computer Manual

Somthing nobody reads.

"I installed my new computer without reading the manual. Duh."

by adonkeyisaass November 19, 2003

Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005

Computer Shocker

The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!

Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!

by JDJ55 December 8, 2010

computerus

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.

It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.

by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013