Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.

Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!

by janets February 24, 2010

computer hypochondria

While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.

I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.

Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.

by Christophucked March 27, 2011

Computer Herpes

Any program (virus, or even an anti-virus program) that you cannot get off of your computer.

I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.

by theboxinthecorner June 17, 2012

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019

computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.

I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.

by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020