by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Competitive Nature Of My Creed's Greed <.7.9.7.6.> mug.An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
Get the Houston Staring Competition mug.When a team wins a 2v2 competitive game
Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.
Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.
DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"
by JP_187 May 2, 2024
Get the DoubleDown [2v2 Competition] mug.When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!
by ToofTu March 7, 2024
Get the Spitroast Competition mug.Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
Get the Are you giving any competitive exams this year? mug.When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020
Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025
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