Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Commit arson at

to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.

I am going to commit arson at ur mom

by ketchup supremacy March 18, 2021

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.

I’m committed to this relationship

( Committed Relationship )

by Α January 13, 2022

commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011