Cum collar

Training tool akin to a citronella collar for barking dogs, but worn by humans. The human under behavior modification wears a collar with a small compartment filled with cum. When the unwanted behavior is exhibited the collar blasts a load of stale cum into his face.

After 3 weeks of wearing my cum collar I no longer stutter and have much softer skin

by Jack of Pricks January 8, 2014

collateral damage

Military slang for the mass murder of civilians through the use of weapons which are known in advance to be imprecise and/or to cause damage across a large area (e.g. cluster bombs).

Dead babies in Fallujah.

by troops out of Iraq! April 27, 2004

collaption

1. A state of disorganization, disorientation or disarray that has achieved critical mass and become self-perpetuating.
2. To disorganize and/or destroy something to the point of unusability or unrecognisability.

That night was a total collaption. I had no idea what was going on.

I'll collaption your face!

by csdlaidlaw July 8, 2007

The Collapse™

The Collapse™ refers to the nefarious end of the financial world where for reasons never fully explained, yet cherishingly held, the world of finance, commerce and organization collapses into a hybrid of post industrialized fiefdoms ruled by wandering warlords and other bad men.

After The Collapse™ henchmen will be a viable asset class.

by EricTheOracle May 28, 2011

Collapse

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.

DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

white-collar

1. having to do with office workers

2. performed by people who work in offices

Thanks to computers, more than half of the work force was white-collar by the 1990s.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015