Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

cradle of filth

Symphonic Black metal. Very good shit, wonderful lyrics. Disturbing videos. Don't take themselves too seriously, almost certainly because they're British, and thats how we do things over here. This only improves them in my opinion, but is probably one of the reasons why loads of goths hate them, since mosts goths take everything way too seriously, and also because they're popular and the majority of goths seem to have some strange thing about hating anything popular. I love em, and complaining about the lyrics is stupid because all their albums have cover slips with the lyrics in them, so read that if you can't hear what they're saying, and NEVER try listening to Arch Enemy.

"Two thousand fattened years like maniacs,
have despoiled our common grave,
now what necrophagous second coming backs,
From the Cradle to Enslave."

by KharBevNor December 14, 2003

cradle of filth

Hmmm... they're a great band, they're under a fair bit of scrutiny by those that are more concerned about genre than music. Alternative or not, black metal or not. At the same time some of their listeners have a vandetta towards Marilyn Manson. In the end it all comes down to personal taste though.

To add to what has already started:

MM fan: Cr4dl3 0f f1l+h sux0rs (sic)
CoF fan: 'They're the shizzle!' - Shoots MM fan
Black metaller: 'You're not black metal!' - shoots cradle fan
Random Person: Shoots that person for being a twat.

...And so the cycle continues.

by don't you respond to me June 4, 2004

Chadley

Chadley is a frequently used term to describe ones beauty. They are phenomenal, stunning and genuinely amazing. They will not die because they are immune to all forms of death because they truly are THAT stunning.

They are this generations god and the future jesus. They could be gay and are used often for views on tik tok.

me: oh my god I'm depressed.
someone: don't worry Chadley is coming.

by bethblight January 19, 2019

candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

by daywalker. August 26, 2009

cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile

Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door

by Some guy June 28, 2003