Pub is closed

WTF

Pub is closed.

WTF
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by Big-Hands November 23, 2018

Close enough

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.

Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.

by Zapalloman July 12, 2018

close cousins

The best friends in the family

Hernandez

“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”

by idkhernandez March 4, 2021

Close the yearbook

Someone who cannot let go of their high school career; more than likely peaked in their high school career.

Dave - “Dude, did you see Aleah’s new post?”

Ryan- “Yes dude, she cannot close the yearbook…”

by riahanne July 26, 2022

Close line

How idiots spell "clothesline."

"Did you see when Rey Mysterio Jr. close lined that guy?"

"No, but I saw when he clotheslined him."

by Rey Mysterio Jr. February 14, 2012

Close friends

Close friends are friends who aren’t dating but the send nudes “talk” and possibly do stuff together all while maintaining a normal friendship to other people but it’s their secret.

We don’t have to get together but we can be “close friends”

by Bandst November 24, 2019

closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

by duhlek January 29, 2009