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Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.
“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”
by DrunkSnail September 30, 2022
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hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015
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Yodel my oxen clogs!

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!
by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012
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Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.
"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
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clog

when a stream has a blockage and doesn't work
by megauber October 11, 2023
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Clogged

Haha that’s ok I expect the character to be thoroughly clogged
by TR077 December 24, 2022
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Clogged

When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you are sorta like you’re in discomfort and everyone around you can feel those same vibes it’s just clogged
Jeremy - “Chief was it clogged at the wedding?”

Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on

Jeremy - sounds clogged
by IOhLongJohnson October 8, 2023
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