Clocked

Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.

person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked”
person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”

by d1ldo_swaggins5 December 25, 2020

Crackhead

A person who does rocks or blows and can be found around liquor stores and currency exchanges asking for change and buying cigarettes and cheap beer. Also known as a hype, basehead, clucker, fiend

Don't fuck dat crackhead! She probly got aids.
Naw I ain't givin' you no money!
Everybody got a crackhead somewhere in their family.

by dimegurl diana July 11, 2006

blockhead

a woman that is a hoe, blows a lot of guys, after the D4L song blockhead

after the block party she give the whole bloack head

by crazigurl March 20, 2005

facebook crackhead

1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.

1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"

2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."

by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010

I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015

Crackhead best friends

Two girls named Leanna and Alexis who act high and have one brain cell when together and will most likely die because someone did something stupid

Omg y’all are gonna be those crackhead best friends

by Best crackhead friends December 15, 2018

major crackhead energy

the definiton of major crackhead energy is whisper yelling the lyrics to money at two in the morning while on facetime with a friend who’s painting their lamp while putting tajin in their cranberry juice

person 1: ugh i’m staying the night at jordan’s house and she’s whispering yelling the lyrics to money

person 2: yo, same. elle is painting some stuff on her lamp while putting tajin in her cranberry juice like ?? what the hell ??
person 1: AND they’re on facetime at two in the morning. now that’s some major crackhead energy
person 2: for real

by rainbowjuulpod June 23, 2019