claude-strophobia

The fear of Claude Faustus. He is pretty scary, if ya ask me.

Everyone knew she had Claude-strophobia yet they still sent her to the spider demons layer.

by InvisibleGhost January 28, 2019

Clandy

Extremely slow in intellect and wit. Most often used to describe the simplest breed of cow milkers. The word also encompasses an aura of happiness in the face of dreaded hopelessness. For example, a person enjoying life living in a small cold dreary grey cow milking town would be described as ‘clandy’. Famously, a town in the South Island of New Zealand (Clandyboye) harboured a population of young men so strikingly fitting to the adjective, it took it as it’s namesake.

It’s always fine and dandy, Roy, when you’re living the life of a clandy boy.

by Ruffle Stiltskin July 6, 2022

Claude Von Riegan

The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.

Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.

by blueprint.. January 5, 2023

sky-clad

Pagan rite where the participants are in the buff, or ritual nudity. As knowns as working sky-clad.

Many traditionally-minded Pagans claim that working sky-clad enables one to better raise and direct magickal energy.

by Nukemlee April 15, 2010

bumper clad ting

bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.

Damn Nathan ;thats a bumper clad ting my brudda !

by HoskingBogii January 4, 2017

Bubba-Claude

Ignorant, stupid redneck white trash who are inherently poor and worship rich republicans.

After buying generic cigarettes and lotto scratchers, the Bubba-Claudes attended the Trump Rally.

by Oso Sucre Papa November 9, 2022

Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.

I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.

by Adam Kristopher June 12, 2012