citiot

urban or suburban dweller with no common sense, clue or concept of reality; expects the police to "protect" them; believes in dialing 911 rather than arming themselves to protect their home or property even though the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled numerous times that the police are not there to protect us due to liability reasons; wants law enforcement to disarm the populace because they're too cowardly to take back their own streets and communities from drug dealers and gang bangers; thinks their food comes from the supermarket and wouldn't hurt a little furry creature; sees nothing but concrete and asphalt all day and thus believes "environmental" propaganda that leads to destruction of private property rights and rural lifestyles; donates money to "environmental" and "conservation" groups who ultimately want to destroy all property rights including those of city and suburban dwellers; have never seen a new freedom or Liberty destroying law that they don't like because it will make them "feel" safer; would vote for the devil himself if he promised to A. send them a govt. check, B. soothe their false conscience by electing someone to hire someone to stick a gun in their neighbor's face because they claim they feel sorry for someone else, C. make them feel "safe" by disarming their neighbors who do have the courage to defend their own lives and property; believes all the stereotypical propaganda they've ever heard about gun totin' four-wheel-drive ownin' rednecks.

That map of presidential election results in 2002 showed clearly that the citiots overwhelmingly supported Al Gore while the rural people, who still have some common sense and values, voted for Dubya.

by Barry Bright December 29, 2003

citrus

A berry that restores 25% of your max health.

After eating its citrus berry, my Cresselia was able to survive Genesect's U-Turn.

by fespy February 20, 2019

cito

father.

Derived from "Yo, papacito!"
"Seeds," "Cito."

"Cito's coming downstairs, you better hide that...."

"Cito drank too much... he said something about the lawnmower...."

by thefirstdandelione October 10, 2014

Cironir

The associate in charge for the Furcadia guardians, often contacted by e-mail and is the head for enforcing the minimal rules in Furcadia.

He is fair but tough most of the time and often offers second chances to people.

Cironir is a kind of police officer for Furcadia.

by Dyvn November 5, 2006

Citrino

noun. A slang term for a person who consistently relies on acquaintences for their food, by way of begging.

Jeff: "Why didn't you just get some food for yourself?"
Bob: "I don't know, I just didn't feel like it"
Jeff: "C'mon, man, you're being a total citrino right now"
Bob: "Shut up! I hate you."
Jeff: "I hate you more"
Bob: "good"

by (HA2 January 18, 2010

The Citrus Brothers

Three Brothers Consisting of The Vanishing Tangerine, The Shrinking lemon,and The Glowing Lime. These three brothers are the head of the democratic republic of Yemen.

"The Citrus Brothers are the democratic republic of Yemen."

by Jordan Travis Fontaine September 20, 2007

clitrock

A rock band with a female lead singer.

I think theSTART is my favorite clitrock band.

by Anna Ng June 23, 2006