chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

chester claw

the chester claw is the name given to the method of multi-stimulating a women, the process consists of clitorial, g-spot and prostrate stimulation simultaneously using thumb, index finger and medius...first applied successfully at the Bear and Billet in Chester therefore named approriately after the region it was discovered.

We didn't have sex yet but I introduced Sarah to the "chester claw"

by mojo69er May 7, 2013

Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".

"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."

by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009

Chester Gang

A group that live the lifestyle of making money, getting fucked up and making friends. Unlike Taylor Gang they prefer dating over fucking random girls.

Chester Gang originated in Fairwood (a part of Renton, WA) and mostly consists of hipsters and skaters.

Taylor1: Is that dude gay? I haven't seen him hit on a single breezie!!

Taylor2: No, he has a girlfriend. That's Chester Gang. More bitches for us! I smell some good weed though let's match them!

by _masterpiece_ July 27, 2011

Port Chester

Where kids from Greenwich go to get white when nobody in Stamford has any.

Shit son, my boy in Stamford is out of yay. We gotta go to that shit hole Port Chester and pick up an 8 ball.

by wp420 January 7, 2009

Chester Hosoda

Ugly character on Degrassi, face covered in moles. He's new and he had a crush on Manny Manstealer his first episode. He is romantically linked to Darcy, the cute cheerleader, and it seems as though he has a crush on Emma Nelson, an environmentalist who enjoys giving oral sex to Jay and being a vegetarian (just not when she's in the van with Jay.) She's riddled with gonhorrhea.

Selena: HAHAHA! Let's watch that part again, Chester's face makes me laugh.

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I'm your mole behind enemy lines.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005