AP Chemistry 

the hardest f*cking class at del norte. Run by the laziest department of teachers I've ever seen. It takes 1 month for them to grade tests. You'll learn how to copy UT Quest answers and lab reports like an expert. Tests are so hard that they have a 50% curve.

I got a 20% on my first AP Chemistry exam.

How do I do stoich in AP Chemistry?
Feel lucky if you get a B in AP Chemistry.

AP Chemistry by f*ckonlineschool November 10, 2020

Dude Chemistry 

Platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations. Or, how well guys get along.

1. "I thought you were going out tonight?" "Nah my dude chemistry with Chris is all whack now, I'm staying home."

2. "Hey is it cool if Jordan comes to?" "I guess man....that guy and I have like negative dude chemistry though."

3. "Man when you and Brock are together you guys are so freaking funny. Your dude chemistry is off the charts." "Dude that's weird, don't say that."

Dude Chemistry by spybat January 8, 2010

kiss chemistry 

When a kiss starts out smooth and you both build up equal momentum towards final tongue wrestling.

When we kissed on our first date there was no doubt we had good kiss chemistry.

kiss chemistry by PaulyCat May 16, 2017

The Organic Chemistry Tutor 

Literally the only reason we passed our science/math courses.

Me: "Bro, you've gotta check The Organic Chemistry Tutor out, he's amazing!"
You: "Alright, I can't wait!"

The Organic Chemistry Tutor by tmkkmt October 13, 2022

Orgasmic Chemistry

The study which involves how orgasms work chemically and a scientific excuse to have sex.

Student: Is that yogurt on his pants?
Teacher: No thats called having a wet dream
Student: But that looks like yogurt, he must been a eating the yogurt!

Orgasmic Chemistry by skizzert March 20, 2005

Math chemistry 

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific content that comes from exactly line 19 in chapter 15, section 7 to the left of Figure 15-34. Not knowing that will lower your grade by withdrawing 60 points where no amount of extra credit will save you, and your lack of bs knowledge will lead to your suffering for all eternity.

DUDE! I HATE math chem!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest test grade i got was a D-.

Math chemistry by Young-Min March 15, 2005

to do your chemistry 

(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.

This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.

a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.

son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.

to do your chemistry by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2011