Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.

Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"

by Cool With Coolidge October 6, 2022

checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

chacked

when a girl is giving you deep throat to the point it makes her react and while your taking your dick out it ejaculates and the girl vomits at the same time.

guy 1: " hey that girl who worked at kfc blew me hard she went throat deep"
guy 2: "wow was she good?

guy 1" "yeah in the climax i pulled out and she chacked on my dick it was sweet i felt the chunky food on my cock"

by hamelt May 3, 2014

Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.

John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"

by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016

Checkin traps

When you are contacting multiple people to see who is available. Sending out the same text to see who will respond to your request to either hang out, get a drink or have sex.

"What you doin tomorrow?"
"Don't know yet, gotta check my traps to see whose down to kick it, I'll let you know if anyone bites. You know checkin traps can take a minute."
"Okay, cool "

by Unicorn tendencies July 19, 2018

Editing checklist

Death; living hell; worse than Jake Paul; gayyyyyyyy

My teacher gave me the editing checklist. I want to die. (he died)

by OneWayOrTheOther May 30, 2018

Microphone check

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.

Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!

by all_good_daze June 15, 2019