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An Australian artist who started on the Voice. He was on Joe Jonas’s team and ranked top 4.
He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.
When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.
He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.
When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.
Aydan Calafiore won’t like my instagram post.
Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.
Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!
Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.
Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!
by Whydontweboi August 24, 2018
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by bigdaddyhoe January 6, 2021
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that hondler is so Calabasas. She furnished her house with everything that the designer could unload on her, and was crowing about what a deal she got, even though anyone else could see they unloaded crap on her.
He was a typical Calabasas resident - short, pushy, with kids who could do no wrong.
A typical Calabasas kid has all the toys and none of the integrity of an average middle-American citizen.
He was a typical Calabasas resident - short, pushy, with kids who could do no wrong.
A typical Calabasas kid has all the toys and none of the integrity of an average middle-American citizen.
by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006
Get the Calabasas mug.An Italian from Calabria, of which most are known to be Hard Headed. Although any stuborn Italian can be called a Calabrese, to be called Calabrese and not be from there is very derogatory.
That Joey can be so Calabrese sometimes. You could hit him in the head with a bat and he would still not get it!
by Miko C December 30, 2005
Get the Calabrese mug.Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want
"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:
Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.
"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."
"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"
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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
Girl selling drinks:
"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"
"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."
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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
"Hey man, you can't park here!"
"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.
"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."
"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"
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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
Girl selling drinks:
"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"
"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."
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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
"Hey man, you can't park here!"
"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010
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