Celtic Squash

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.

Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!

by CelticSquasher October 2, 2008

Boston Celtics

The Boston Celtics are an American professional basketball team based in Boston, Massachusetts. The Celtics compete in the National Basketball Association as a member of the league's Eastern Conference Atlantic Division. The Celtics are the worst team in my opinion, hopefully they lose to the Milwaukee Bucks!

1: Bro, the Boston Celtics are gonna lose to the Bucks!
2: Ik celtics suck!

by Autistic Dog May 1, 2019

Hot Celtic League Action

1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland

2. to have sex

1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler

2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds

by Johnny B March 18, 2004

Celtic

Celtic are the worst football team to ever exist. They use sectarian language a lot and are backstabbing cunts. Celtic don’t belong in Scotland they belong in Ireland.

Celtic fans are the worst thing to ever exist this planet. They are all very cheeky and wee bampots. Never be friend a Celtic fan because they will just backstabbing cunts as I said.

I think Celtic are the best football team ever!

Two days later
Fuck that Celtic have some amount of backstabbing fans

by Whoooooppppss October 22, 2019

Celticsfan34

Celticsfan34 is the currently High Council of the best rune pure and tank clan - Higher Force.

Outbreak: HF is in this world, i hope that celt isnt with them.

Celticsfan34: AHAHAHA, HF ON OUTBREAK!!!

Outbreak: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FOR YOUR LIFES, CELTICSFAN34 IS HERE!

by ahahaaaaaaahaha March 25, 2009

celtic

The celts were the white race during the ancient times. They were fearsome barbarian warlike people who were covered head to toe in tattoos and the warriors would collect the heads of the enemies they killed. They lived in Britain and most of France (Gaul) and further up through Northern Europe. They gave the Romans a lot of trouble but were eventualy conquered by them. Like white man today, the Celtic tribes were too busy killing each other to form a major alliance. Yeah white man were murderous barbarians back in the ancient times as well as today.

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by Timma Black power April 23, 2006

celtic

rook, noob, nb, newbie, etc.

<iam_ager> celtic fdp
<11___> shit dude, i can fdp, but not 'celtic', plz ...

by Celtic_Croner February 10, 2005