cellular

a mobile phone that can take calls and receive them

usually stolen (by a black jhit) or lost in the hood

dude 1: some lil jhit nigga stole my cellular

dood 2: nah that was me

dude 1: BRO IMA SLAP THE FUCK OUT U

dood 2: (runs like a quarterback)

by FreeiPhone4S October 15, 2020

EQ Cells

The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.

Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.

~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2

"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."

by Dahello123 November 19, 2018

Cellublivious

To be oblivious to the fact that the object being oggled or checked out is "fat as hell". A "chubby chaser". Or to think that fat chicks are good looking.

Bob is cellublivious- thought Dale as Bob pointed to a beached whale and said "That fat chick is hot!"

by luigio March 18, 2007

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends

cell phone Jocking Cellular Jocking

by Matt the Victim March 29, 2010

stem cells

this is a more simple definition of it. before the human body developes it has stem cells, which are like blank cells, that will eventually become other things, if stem cells are put next to muscle tissue, it will become muscle tissue etc. you can get them from aborted fetuses and they could cure diseases like alzheimers, because they might beable to put the stem cells in the people, and have them replicate and rebuild the brain cells. and yes, as the other person said "Often confused by the laymen and stupid right-wing politicians as tiny little babys but really more similar to dandruff than babys"

stem cells could save millions of people but republicans wont let that happen

by alex14 August 20, 2006

cellular faux

Coming from the word cellular, which is another name for cellular phone, and faux, French for false.
A method of avoidal using a cellular phone. This is done usually by sampling ring tones then acting like it's a call. All of this is done in the user's pocket if he/she is an expert. Otherwise, behind the back.

Sarah avoided the Jehovah's Witness solicitations on the street because she excecuted a perfect cellular faux, therefore saving a good chunk of time.

by s0x0r September 23, 2005

callus:

1: A person who is very uncaring as to the feelings of others and is also very self absorbabed as is the case with Kanye West

2: A thickening of or a hard thickened area on skin or bark

3: A mass of exudate and connective tissue that forms around a break in a bone and is converted into bone in healing

4: The soft tissue that forms over a wounded or cut plant surface

callus:
Kanye West is a very callus person and does not care about the feelings of any one.

Taylor Swift accepts the Moonman Award for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me" Until Kanye West callously cuts in and steals her big moment!

by MissKittyX3 September 22, 2009