Cellublivious 

To be oblivious to the fact that the object being oggled or checked out is "fat as hell". A "chubby chaser". Or to think that fat chicks are good looking.

Bob is cellublivious- thought Dale as Bob pointed to a beached whale and said "That fat chick is hot!"

Cellublivious by luigio March 18, 2007

Cellblivious 

The act of dim witted people fixated on their cell phones while walking inattentive to their surroundings

While walking in the French Quarter, Bob was cellblivious and ran into light post and fell.

Cellblivious by Dapa KrapDapa KrapaD June 3, 2017

cellulicious 

a defining term for food items that have high fat content and an overall pleasant effect on a person of great size who loves to consume mass quantities of lard-encrusted edibles

mary became happy over the cellulicious doughnuts she ate this morning

cellulicious by dominant July 25, 2007