Definitions by luigio

Zeta male 

A guy that is the opposite of the "alpha male". A real panzie or mama's boy. A man who typically ends up working for a woman boss.

Paul is working for his fifth female boss- he is such a zeta male.

Zeta male by luigio March 18, 2007

Cellublivious 

To be oblivious to the fact that the object being oggled or checked out is "fat as hell". A "chubby chaser". Or to think that fat chicks are good looking.

Bob is cellublivious- thought Dale as Bob pointed to a beached whale and said "That fat chick is hot!"

Cellublivious by luigio March 18, 2007