Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003

Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 23, 2008

The Carpenter's Level

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.

Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

carpet monkey

One who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.

When we ran out of coke danny became a carpet monkey.

by P LOS May 24, 2006

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005