Is a girl who is so beautiful and kind and when she likes u she will tell u and work so hard to be with you she has the bluest eyes ever and prettiest hair her smile is so pretty and brightens up a room she has guys begging for her: “damn I wish I was Carson’s boyfriend” everyone loves Carson she struggles with girls and keeping friends but she has her friends that’s she will never leave
by Carson girl November 13, 2018
by SovietScammer September 18, 2019
by SlightlyLemony December 23, 2019
Carson is a very worthy companion. He is genuinely so good at doing the sex. After I fucked him I felt like I was in heaven. Every Carson's Pens is at least 10 inches long if not more. I can say that Carson is the best person to ever walk this Planet.
Person 1: Oh look it's a Carson!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
Person 2: Omg he's sooooooo cute I wonder how big his dick is?
Person 1: It's at least 10 inches long!
Person 2: I want to have sex with him right now he is a sex god!
by Goalie200584 October 13, 2019
by mahjonger123 April 21, 2009
Carson is a beautiful girl she is very tall and outgoing. She is a good athlete and loves to have fun. She makes a great girlfriend and doesn’t expect to much from people she keeps close. She only keeps very little people close too. She is popular and doesn’t care to speak her mind. She is very good at compromising and usually doesn’t have but one best friend but she keeps them close for life and they are incredible. She can get a little crazy at times but that is what she is known for. She knows when finds the right guy and even if people don’t know she has a place for him in her heart too. She has a great body and anyone that sees her true colors will never let her go they will love her for who is is and if they don’t then then it is their lose.
by CoconutandSavannah November 22, 2018
Noun: Scum of the lowest level in human society
Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past)
Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning
How to Carson:
1) Become best friend of target(usually a person)
2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating
3)Whenever fights with person's significant other occur be there to comfort
4)Make everything partner does seem worse than it actually is
5)Try to seem better than partner
6)After partner and your target break up, make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM
7) Act like you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target
8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else
9) Make false rumors
10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth
11) Repeat steps 7-10
And there you have the steps to Carsoning
BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU.
NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D
The gif below depicts a man falling into a Carsoners trap.
Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past)
Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning
How to Carson:
1) Become best friend of target(usually a person)
2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating
3)Whenever fights with person's significant other occur be there to comfort
4)Make everything partner does seem worse than it actually is
5)Try to seem better than partner
6)After partner and your target break up, make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM
7) Act like you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target
8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else
9) Make false rumors
10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth
11) Repeat steps 7-10
And there you have the steps to Carsoning
BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU.
NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D
The gif below depicts a man falling into a Carsoners trap.
P1: My girl just dumped me...said she needed some time to herself
P2: Hey be careful of Samuel, they seem pretty close, he might Carson her
Luke: BRO, MY GIRL JUST GOT WITH ZACK AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN BROKEN UP FOR 5 DAYS!
Victor: You got Carson'd
Person 1: They're just a friend nothing more...but whenever we fight... get closer and closer to them...
Person 2: So...they're Carsoning me....
Person 1: No nothing like that...they make have asked for a chance when we first started but it's nothing, I love you...
Person 1: Yeah...they're Carsoning me.
P2: Hey be careful of Samuel, they seem pretty close, he might Carson her
Luke: BRO, MY GIRL JUST GOT WITH ZACK AND WE'VE ONLY BEEN BROKEN UP FOR 5 DAYS!
Victor: You got Carson'd
Person 1: They're just a friend nothing more...but whenever we fight... get closer and closer to them...
Person 2: So...they're Carsoning me....
Person 1: No nothing like that...they make have asked for a chance when we first started but it's nothing, I love you...
Person 1: Yeah...they're Carsoning me.
by ThatUrbanWritter February 26, 2017