A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.
by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016
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Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...
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by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018
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2. Someone from Cantonese speaking areas, in particular inhabitants of Canton ( Guangzhou )
4. Anything related to Canton
2. Someone from Cantonese speaking areas, in particular inhabitants of Canton ( Guangzhou )
4. Anything related to Canton
a. Woooo I love Cantonese food it is absolutely delicious! 😋
b. Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese.
c. I just bought some traditional Cantonese mooncakes from Fatshan ( Foshan ), it’s amazing!
b. Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese.
c. I just bought some traditional Cantonese mooncakes from Fatshan ( Foshan ), it’s amazing!
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