1337 caveman

1. A great gamer who has outdated equipment. The 1337 caveman suffers from lag, poor connection, and the lack of a girlfriend.

2. An awesome caveman

1. My computer is obsolete. I guess I'm a 1337 caveman now. (cries and cuts self)
2. UGH OOG 1337 caveman

by knucklesrawks August 12, 2008

Caveman

Its where stoned people think batman lives

Wow look man its batman and robin and their heading for his caveman

by pete March 3, 2004

Caveman Syndrome

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

by Captain Slippyfist October 20, 2010

caveman

ungh

urk

by grisha July 16, 2003

caveman

the man whos the biggest in the room and makes ya'll so damn jelous

krunk has the biggest caveman dick in the class

by J R H May 22, 2007

Caveman

Caveman is a kid who feens for Xbox 360 (plays Halo 3 all day everyday), no one in the neighbourhood knows him, until he goes to school but even then no one notices him unless he is talking about his double kill or triple kill that he did last night.

Person A- Yo did u do ur homework man?
Caveman- Nah. but i did do an overkill on Halo 3.
Person A- shit ur are a caveman.

by ill joke,ill life January 23, 2009

Caveman

My Hero, known as a twitch freak, that hums down our schools halways, and pretends that he is a plane, we think hes a teacher but he isn't. A grade 12 student. He's Hairy as hell!

hero
hairy beast caveman

by Mides March 31, 2009