(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.
Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:
That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.
Relationship:
Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.
Situation:
(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.
Relationship:
Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.
Situation:
(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
by Bicycleman May 31, 2017
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Get the Calder’s dad mug.Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.
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Get the tamara cazer mug.The baddest chick or dude in the building at the time or in lamest terms a nicer way of calling someone an Attention Whore
Hey man Candy just walked in the building. Dude asked emphatically WHERE?? Jake says to him right there...than thinks to himself man Candy does that shit on purpose I can't stand "Attention Callers"
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