bump puffies

something one would do to please the landlord

They bump puffies to please the landlord.

by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

SPEED BUMP

An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!

Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!

by Charles_U_Farley September 2, 2009

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005

bumping nasties

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bumping stinkies

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.

After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.

by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008