floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

bricked up & bugged out

A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.

Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"

Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."

Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*

Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."

Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."

by khaoti June 23, 2022

buggered

Northern English word, to be totally knackered/tired

I'm buggered after all that shagging.
I can't be bugggered to move.

by Caroline May 10, 2003

reet bugger

A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.

"I just farted"
"Reet Bugger!"

by Noodle November 14, 2004

Buggerlugs

Affectionate term for a child

You're a Buggerlugs.

Hiya Buggerlugs

by Kaede351 March 15, 2009

Biggety Biatch

A very annoying and stupid little bitch.

"What a Biggety Biatch!!!"

by Douchebag February 12, 2004

bugged

messed
out of whack

1: then i realized it was my own mother!
2: man thats bugged. . .

by Def Jukie March 8, 2004