bruv

when ur friend does something annoying but it is ok so u say bruv

"lmao i took ur fone lel" bruv

by xdrolexr January 26, 2021

Bruv

A woman that is beautiful or sexy

Jake anslow: ‘Na bruv’, ‘yes bruv’, ‘alright bruv’

by :))). February 16, 2021

Bruv

When you got homies to text and we all funny as hell.

What up bruv whatcu doing

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeettttttttt April 14, 2021

Seggs bruv

When your tiny small ass pp goes in a shithole or a pushy that smells like fish

Let's have sum seggs bruv bae

by boogiebandoo on tiktok May 13, 2021

Bruv

The British version of bruh

"Oi whatcha got there bruv"
"A smoothie"

by ProDEADSTROKE May 19, 2021

Bruv

It means brother or friend. Calling someone bruv is just a nickname for a close friend.

"Oi bruv how you doin?"
"Oi bruv come downstairs, mum wants you.!"

by strawberriesandream May 23, 2021

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024