brokedick

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

brocelet

The type of bracelet worn only by a "bro". Has qualities that mark it as borderline homosexual.

Dave: Did you see Bryan's new brocelet?
Paul: A brocelet? Shit, it appears we've lost him to the bros.

by Jetty P. January 5, 2009

brocked

To close your eyes when someone takes your picture.

"I totally brocked that picture."

by GPFTW September 7, 2011

broted

a bro who voted

If a bro casts a vote for anything, he broted

by Beanwaffle3 November 4, 2014

Broed

When a girl gets rejected by a guy and gets put into the bro zone

I'm so Broed

by Evidentsinger14 February 27, 2018

bruced

The act of taking a shit and wiping your ass with some ones shirt.

Dude i just bruced him his shirts covered.

by Shaggy Xx May 4, 2010

brocery shopping

when bros go to the grocery store to pick up women

Chad went brocery shopping at Albertsons and met his new gf Amber.

(www.brogirls.com)

by broney June 21, 2011