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brazilian brewery

When you insert a funnel into a woman's vagina and pour an alcoholic beverage of your choice into the funnel, and you proceed to have her pee the booze back into your mouth.
Me and my girlfriend were pretty drunk last night and we used the last of our whiskey to make a Brazilian Brewery.
by Anal-devastator June 16, 2014
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baezilla

When your hipster girlfriend turns into a gigantic town destroying dinasour. Usually happens a minimum of once a month.
Man, my missus was such a baezilla last night. Must be on the blob
by Sonofmoses November 1, 2015
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brazilian field goal

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.
Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.
by Jake Beck November 19, 2016
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Brazilian Shitzu

When having sex and the opposite partner takes a break to poop on the floor, like a dog, and then resume sex.
by eskimos696@ December 4, 2016
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brazilian motorcycle shoes

flip-flops, sandals... thongs.

Refers to the stereotype of little safety in Brazil surrounding motorcycle riding.
Guy, who likes your flip-flops: nice brazilian motorcycle shoes.
You, wearing flip-flops: thx.
by Dmeme3godL November 12, 2017
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brazilian starfish

A style of pubic hair removal of the butthole region using wax and hot peppers, traditionally using the Brazilian starfish pepper.
"Hey becky I heard Jennifer got a Brazilian starfish for spring break, her butthole is still on fire"
by evvdogg May 11, 2018
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Brazilian Smoothie

The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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