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school is so boring

this is because school is gay and so fucking useless
id rather watch boku no pico for 24 hours straight tbh
Teacher: Ok class time to do algebra
Noah: "School is so boring"
*continues to fuck the teacher and make her pregnant ez*
by noahxdlol March 9, 2021
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Maybe I Was Boring

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-
by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021
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Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.
Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
by Rora Marie January 2, 2008
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swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.
Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!
by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005
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Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.
Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse
by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011
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borning

A word used in a song or book
The book contains a borning word
by Brad March 26, 2005
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boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.
G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.
by xsting2 March 7, 2009
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