blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

by swaggerblob October 11, 2017

Blob

That's a decent sized blob. Who did you score that from.

Heroin smoked on foil is a blob. Also can be called a beetle

Example.

Person 1.That is a nice blob. Sort me out please
Person 2. No.

Person 1. Come on man. That blob is huge

by marty 3 April 11, 2019

blobkabob

A lazy bum, who does nothing all day’

I’ve been such a blobkabob during quarantine ngl!

by NinoB2005 July 1, 2020

blob thing

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.

"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"

by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 15, 2020

bloblem

Created my the Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth

Bloblem is much like the word problem but for blobs which she was inspired to paint on a box for her nail polish by her video she made in collage

No bloblem!

by .H_.I. March 6, 2021

Blobamongus

Someone being a blob sized but a lot bigger

Look at that blobamongus person

by Brandon Marshall April 6, 2021