Bloot

(bluːt) - interjection - A good deal for a consumer/purchaser of a product.

That computer you got at the mall was such a bloot.

by Adamba November 6, 2010

blooter

to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

bloot

to suck ones own cock until ejaculation

he likes to bloot when he is alone

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

blop

the sound of jelly when it falls off your knife onto the floor

hey tom want some *blop*...shit my jelly fell onto the floor.

by ThatOtherGuysBestFriend February 18, 2009

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007

bloater

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.

The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'

by NeedsMoreSleep October 29, 2016

Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.

'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'

by Lanky August 15, 2003