blopp

baseline opposite hitter

“what position do you play in volleyball?”
“oh i’m a blopp! wbu?”

by yeoschicken_1117 August 11, 2023

bubble blowfish

A bubble blowfish happens when you are having anal sex and the person on the receving end farts into your dick. The resulting air pressure travels up your urethra. When your about to ejaculate you pull out, the combined seminal fluid and conpressed air cause the ejaculate to bubble. While the air filled ejaculate is still in the air you and your partner try to pop each bubble before they reach the growned.

Dude. I totally bubble blowfished with your sister last night.

by motherlover23 July 30, 2013

Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019

Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 3, 2021

the blowfish

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

that girl claims to be a virgin, but i gave her the blowfish last summer.

by ron c the great December 9, 2008

Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

by HATBF January 22, 2014

blogfag

a 'person' who posts anywhere online to brag or complain (usually complain) about personal shit that no one cares about

blogfag: so today i went to gamestop to buy a copy of atelier totori. i brought some spaghetti with me, but i realized it was a big mistake when it begun slowly dripping out of my trenchcoat pockets as i waited in line. my face was so red when i walked up to the cashier with a trail of spaghetti behind me. i could hear the other people in line laughing and whispering about me. after stuttering 5 times in an attempt to ask for the game, i swiftly fled the store.

anonymous: stfu blogfag no1curr

by i hate nigs and spics January 3, 2015