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a 'person' who posts anywhere online to brag or complain (usually complain) about personal shit that no one cares about
blogfag: so today i went to gamestop to buy a copy of atelier totori. i brought some spaghetti with me, but i realized it was a big mistake when it begun slowly dripping out of my trenchcoat pockets as i waited in line. my face was so red when i walked up to the cashier with a trail of spaghetti behind me. i could hear the other people in line laughing and whispering about me. after stuttering 5 times in an attempt to ask for the game, i swiftly fled the store.

anonymous: stfu blogfag no1curr
blogfag by i hate nigs and spics January 3, 2015

blogfaqs 

A derogatory term used on the popular gaming website GameFAQs; usually used when a poster creates a topic where his or her life story and/or woes/injustices are their main point of the thread. This can be anything from describing in detail a transaction at Gamestop, how their friend stuck a UMD into their PS3, or why their (real or imagined) girlfriend likes Call Of Duty.
eg. "So I'm waiting for the bus for like half an hour becoz I'm going to gamestop to pre-order the new batman game which is awesome becoz the last one was awesome and I dont care what you say and then I'm still waiting btw I hate buses why they so sloooow but anyway I was thinking mayb i should buy da COD map packs but nah I'll let my gf buy it coz she loves COD and she has a job haha but she gets me chicken nuggets anytime ANYTIME!!!! HAHA but anyway wut do you guys think??" "Dude, blogfaqs..."
blogfaqs by omgtrophies! September 4, 2011
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bloggage 

That Adam Elmakias has a lot of bloggage going on, he must be a real man.
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A category in which to place a blog.
My musings about how delicious balogna is will be my breakthrough post in the Food/Beverages blogagory on MySpace!
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coin: blogfab, weBLOG+FABrication. The act of, one or group, producing blogs for a company, political campaign, publicity, social group, etc.

The online preemptive propaganda was overwhelming.
The blogfab was overwhelming.

The bell had rung, and the text gossip erupted.
The bell had rung, and the blogfab erupted.
The partisan blogfag was in overdrive, during the campaign.
The jealous high-school blogfab reached the evening news.
Fans of the star went into hyper-blogfab, against the rumor.
Partisan blogfab was used to derail beneficial legislation.
blogfab by Sua Sponte March 11, 2010

Blogfading

The blogger's version of podfading. When a blog beings posting more and more sporadically until it is abandoned without explanation.
I'm pretty sure that guy is blogfading. He hasn't posted in over a month. I guess I have to go back to reading Perez Hilton.
Blogfading by TheK3vin July 23, 2010
a douche bag who blows the contents of a bowl into oblivion.
BRIDGE Became the blowfag of our town on many ocassions

BRIDGE is a bitch
blowfag by Brenden Huddy August 21, 2006
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