Bloop n' Doop

The act of pooping from a very high place and hitting a young girl in the face.

Hello Officer? Yes my daughter just got projectile Bloop n' Dooped by the mall.

by GoD_Metonic June 1, 2009

Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016

Bloop out

To lose it and go off on someone.

She started accusing him of something he didn't do and he blooped out on her right there.

He kept on and kept on until I finally blooped the fuck out and told him to go suck a dick.

Cody, don't bloop out on him over nothing bro. Wait until he starts it.

by dsgirl September 3, 2013

bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.

My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up

by coborder April 7, 2008

bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008