blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

Blobeye

A Subaru Impreza from 04-05. The shape of the Headlight.

Dude check out that Blobeye!

by bluesbrother December 5, 2009

Blobo

A blowjob in which one or more of the parties is homeless, or a hobo.

Last night, we drove past a homeless dude getting a blobo.

by kingofnone January 19, 2011

Stilton Blobber

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.

"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006

Blobbified

In the state of being blobbed (when you are feeling like a ball of something that doesnt exist) because of feeling low;depressed.

Dude,Im feeling so blobbified because of a girl dumping me the other day.

by Larry Allen Orban III October 6, 2003

bloby cock

when you cannot get an erection, your sex parter might find that it is deceiving when they receive that action. you must reasure them that you have "bloby cock" and it might make them feel better.

1.We cannot have sex when you have a bloby cock
2.My bloby cock cannot erect
3.Is you penis a bloby cock?

by Mr.BigBoy August 9, 2009