When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?
Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.
Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.
Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.
Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.
Qookie: That’s a good Pink
Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.
Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.
Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.
Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.
Qookie: That’s a good Pink
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Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
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