blitted

Usually referring to when smoking weed and high as a kite.

This weed is got me blitted.

I feel so blitted from this joint.

I'm so blitted son!

by Paz1986 October 7, 2008

Blitzer

A person (male or female) who has the power to fuck anyone they want at any given time.

Klaus '' dude that girl is top totty ''
Wallace'' yeah a total blitzer, i'd slam it ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

Dutch Blitz

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

by Ertischek June 16, 2009

Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

blitzed out

Intoxicated beyond belief, to a point of not remembering own actions or events.

I can't believe how blitzed out I was last night.

by envi123 September 2, 2005

blitzkrieg

blitz - lightning fast as lightning
krieg - war

a spontanious but severe attack!

used by the german nazis in wwII.
so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise.

by woship_play May 25, 2004

Blitzkrieger

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross

"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."

by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015