blading

just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."

bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."

by blading forefather August 11, 2022

blafingo

when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.

vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo

by paris akbann July 3, 2008

david blaine

A peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts. Relying on the attention of the public, this creature is ironically, largely ignored. As the public grows increasingly apathetic his stunts become increasingly odd; as though he is some sort of modern "Houdini," but he isn't, he's just David Blaine

ex: David Blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?

by George Padis May 16, 2006

blading

"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.

"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"

by D. Gould March 16, 2006

blazing wood

crip walking so hard that you burn the floor, thus blazing wood.

Yo, Daequan, Kieshawn is blazing wood, nyugga!

by stop it loser August 26, 2006

blains

what comes out when one is headshotted

Omg that n00b had last stand on and I sniped him and blains came out, lololololololololol

by Mike Hackett May 21, 2008

Blazin' Chunks

Spicy chicken bits produced by a company called Pilgrim's Pride.

~also~

A scary accurate description of the bowel movement that comes after eating the aforementioned product.

I ate some Blazin' Chunks last night and they gave me the blazin' chunks.

by MotherOwl February 7, 2010