Batching

Being single. Opposite of being in a relationship. Being a bachelor.

Are you batching?

by ;DD; August 2, 2008

batching it

playing the role of a bachelor (applicable to males and females) for a time. Temporarily single because your partner is away.

I'm batching it this weekend becaues my husband is out of town

by Twitlevee November 6, 2010

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

bitchington

a person of weakness and or possesing no qualities of manliness; a weenie

Trevor: hey mitch come play football with us
Mitch: i don't want to. i will get broken.
Trevor: bitchington..

by Cameron Piontek January 18, 2007

Blanching

Chillin in a hot tub until your insides are cooked then jump in a cold pool till your willy is an “Innie”

Let’s go blanching in the hot tub and pool!

by Waynona July 25, 2018

bitching bride

a women thats a bride who is a bitch

my wife is one of the bitching brides

by motaix November 13, 2011